The Cain Train Is In A World Of Pain November 29, 2011
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Politics.Tags: affair, divorce, Ginger White, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich
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Herman Cain ought to hire Jimmie Kimmel’s band and make “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” his campaign theme, since that’s what he’s calling a FIFTH woman who’s accused him of some kind of extramarital sexual adventure. Apparently Ginger White, just like all the others, has created another delusional tale of Herm playing hide the salami at various offices, hotels, and motels over the course of thirteen years, and even went to the extreme of forging dozens of text messages and emails to back up her fictional story. Look, at this point Cain is subject to Ben’s Divorce Rule: If you’ve been divorced five times, maybe it’s you.
The question now is not whether Cain’s reputation is irreparably tarnished, but what sort of reputation he had in the first place. In what kind of Alice-down-the-rabbit-hole hallucinogenic universe would any rational citizen want Herman Cain to be President of the United States? This guy is so inarticulate he makes George Bush look like the debate team coach at Oxford and so ignorant on foreign policy that he makes Michele Bachmann look like Madeline Albright. Does anyone without a severe closed head injury genuinely want Herman Cain to be the one looking across a conference table from Vladimir Putin or Benjamin Netanyahu? Face it…with this guy still in the race, Newt Gingrich is basically Winston Churchill without the cigar.
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