Indianapolis Colts Redefine Suckage October 31, 2011
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Sports.trackback
Indianapolis Star: Bob Kravitz: Colts’ Collapse Nears Unprecedented Proportions
These guys suck at every phase of the game. Offensive line: sucks. Defensive line: sucks. Quarterback: sucks. Wide Receivers: All of a sudden Reggie Wayne and Dallas Clark are dropping passes I’d yell at my sons for missing in the back yard. Suck. Running backs: suck. Defensive secondary: suck over the middle, at the sidelines, and deep. Deeply suck. Special teams: Suck. Massively. For years. Every time that idiot rookie took the kick-off six yards deep in the end zone, I cringed as he ran forward…isn’t there a single coach on the Indy sideline with the sense to tell him to take a friggin’ knee? I don’t care how nice a guy Jim Caldwell is, or how many church benefits he sponsors. After getting thoroughly embarrassed through the first half of a lost season, he ought to be watching the games from his couch, whimpering and sobbing, just like the rest of us.
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