A Watched Pot July 31, 2011
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May finally be showing sign of boiling. Sorry if all this debt ceiling talk is catatonically boring, but it’s hard for me, at least, to think about much else in the larger world. With the government and the markets hovering on the knife-edge of a true crisis, I’ve been doing that therapy trick of listing things for which I’m grateful. I’m grateful that Tiger Woods is coming back to golf and I’m grateful that there’s going to be an NFL season and a Superbowl in Indy. I’m grateful that Peyton Manning turned out to be as much of a decent guy as most of us thought he was and that he’ll almost certainly play his whole career for the Colts, just as another gentleman, Reggie Miller, did for the Pacers. But I’d be even more grateful if my pension fund wasn’t worth half as much on Wednesday as it was on Tuesday. Selfish? Sure, but I figure I’m entitled…along with every other American who’s worked hard to provide for themselves and their families. So maybe my blogmate will turn out again to be a more prescient prognosticator than yours truly:
| @ samsteinhp : breaking: Dem leaders are all in pelosi’s office, i’m told. and everyone has signed off on deal. waiting on Boehner. |
A Democratic source on Capital Hill tells The Huffington Post that the Congressional Progressive Caucus will hold an “emergency meeting” on Monday to discuss the final deal to raise the nation’s debt ceiling.
The meeting will take place at 2:00 p.m. and there will be “a formal vote on the Caucus’ position to the deal.” Members have been urged to attend.
Earlier on Sunday, Rep. Raul Grijalva (D-Ariz.), a co-chair of the caucus, put out a statement harshly opposing the reported deal.
“This deal trades peoples’ livelihoods for the votes of a few unappeasable right-wing radicals, and I will not support it,” the statement read. “Progressives have been organizing for months to oppose any scheme that cuts Medicare, Medicaid or Social Security, and it now seems clear that even these bedrock pillars of the American success story are on the chopping block. Even if this deal were not as bad as it is, this would be enough for me to fight against its passage.”
How progressive lawmakers come down in the final vote may be the key to its passage. There are 76 members of the CPC, including one senator (Bernie Sanders). Should House Speaker John Boehner bleed a good chunk of votes from his party — a perfectly conceivable outcome — he will be forced to rely heavily on Democratic votes.
Progressives have swallowed their complaints about major pieces of legislation before, including health care reform and the extension of the Bush tax cuts, but they do hold some leverage going into Monday or Tuesday’s debt ceiling vote in the House.
They’re getting close. It may be my fellow lefties who in the end hold the final votes, which may mean they’ll have to take one for the good of the country or it may mean that they’ll have enough bargaining power to save Medicare and Social Security and still get a deal signed.
I’ll keep watching the pot.
BW
Deal Made July 31, 2011
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Someone in this world is capable of doing the right thing! I’m as shocked as anyone. Peyton Manning, with no muss or fuss, signed a five year contract for $90 million, which for the math challenged among you, comes to $18 million per year, the same salary football god and supermodel sperm donor Tom Brady brings home. It was nowhere near the $25 million the tabloids were rumoring that Manning was demanding, and it allowed the Colts to re-sign running back Joseph Addai, which will do a lot toward keeping Manning upright for the whole five years. Way to go, Peyton!
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Deal Or No Deal? July 31, 2011
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It’s Sunday and the US is a little more than 48 hours from being in the same situation as a lot of its citizens, being unable to pay its bills. The House plan was soundly defeated in the Senate and the Senate plan was trashed in the House. The Senate, in the persons of Harry Reid and Mitch McConnell are currently drafting the grand “compromise” that they say may work. Compromise is in quotations because it appears the only compromise is the Democrats giving the house, the farm, and the firstborn to the Republicans. The plan will have a couple of trillion in spending cuts, including Social Security and Medicare, and barely a whisp of a nod toward revenue increases. Even the suggestion of letting the Bush era tax decreases lapse, as they are scheduled to do in 2012, may be enough to keep the Tea Baggers from backing off their obstinancy, failing to comprehend when their opponent is yelling “uncle!” and slapping his palm on the mat.
If the congressional compromise fails, as it very well might, the president will be left with the options of letting the debt ceiling crash and watch as millions of Americans don’t get their checks and thousands of creditors shake their heads in stunned disbelief, or of employing the “Constitutional Option” and invoking the 14′th Amendment. That would require courage. Don’t hold your breath.
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Celebrities Behaving Badly: The Tattoo Edition: Addendum Report July 31, 2011
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Entertainment, Scandals.Tags: gay rights, middle finger, miley cyrus, tattoo
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This just in, a couple of days too late for the big review on Friday: Miley Cyrus just got new ink, and it’s not in Hebrew, but it shows that she does understand the universal language…math.

It’s an “equal” symbol and it’s supposed to show Miley’s support for gay rights and gay marriage. Undoubtedly gays everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief that they’ve got Miley on the team.
Two things. First, you’d think Miley Cyrus could afford a decent manicure. Second, it’s refreshing that she put it on her ring finger instead of her middle finger. Wouldn’t want to wear that thing out.
BW
Tom Brady May Have More Rings July 30, 2011
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Sports.Tags: colts, contract, jim irsay, peyton manning
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But Peyton Manning takes the trophy for biggest “mensch” in the NFL. He doesn’t spend a lot of time running his mouth, but when he does step in front of a microphone, he says some admirable things. Peyton has finally commented on his contract talks with the Colts. There have been rumors in the media of Manning holding out for as much as $25 million per year and Jim Irsay, Colts owner, has publicly said that he’s offered $20 million. Manning said the absolute right thing…that he’s not interested in being the NFL’s highest paid player, but that it’s more important for the Colts to be able to afford players who will help him win a Superbowl, players like running back Joseph Addai. Brilliant move by Manning. He’ll still be paid a king’s ransom, and by maintaining his image, richly deserved, of a decent caring community-minded gentleman, he’ll continue to garner enough endorsements to keep his face on your HDTV sixteen hours a day.
BW
No Right Turns July 30, 2011
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Economics, Politics, reader interaction.Tags: al gore, debt ceiling, global warming, medicare
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It’s all Left all the time while my blogmate is in Michigan. He didn’t mention what his mission there was, but if he has any sense, it’s preparing his survival compound in the upper peninsula for the coming days of rage. Stock plenty of MRE’s and ammo, but don’t forget the antibiotics and bandages…medical care is going to be unavailable for all but the very wealthy in short order. When that debt bubble bursts, the first folks to miss a paycheck are going to be doctors and hospitals, and then the folks who work for hospitals. But I digress…it’s less than four days to go and there’s still nothing close to an agreement on raising the debt ceiling. It’s hard for me to imagine that Obama won’t use the 14th Amendment option, but he’s never shown anything like a set of balls before, so I’m pessimistic about their sudden appearance now.
As an aside, if any of you clicked on Cory’s link to the “Al Gore headache” about half a dozen posts below this one, thanks to Eric the Baker for providing me with this reply from “Discover”:
No, New Data Does NOT Blow “A Gaping Hole In Global Warming Alarmism”
And while I fully realize that weather does not equate with climate, it’s going to be 96 degrees here today, heat index over 100, the twentieth consecutive day above 90, the third hottest July in 130 years. Seven feet of snow in Chile. Third “100 year flood” in Chicago. Twenty inches of rain per day in Seoul, South Korea. A drought so severe in Texas that they’re literally praying to get hit by a hurricane. Global warming was projected to cause extreme weather. You do the math.
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Parting Headsplit Til Monday July 30, 2011
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VDH on NRO:
About 50 percent of taxpayers don’t pay federal income taxes. Almost half of American adults receive either the majority of or all of their income in some form from government. They are naturally desirous of even more entitlements, in the sense that even higher taxes on the top 5 percent might ensure at least some of the needed revenue to pay for them. And if that echelon must pay 70 percent or 80 percent rather than the present 60 percent of all collected income taxes, it would still not be such a bad thing, inasmuch as the circumstances surrounding their earned income must be somewhat suspicious. In the words of the president, the so-called affluent surely at some point must realize that they have made enough money and have hundreds of thousands in unneeded income that could easily be assessed with higher taxes.
The agenda of the poorer and lower-middle classes is championed mostly by an affluent elite located on the two coasts, who find power and influence in representing “the people,” and are themselves either affluent enough, or enjoy enough top government salaries and subsidies, to be largely exempt from any hardship that would result from their own advocacy of much higher taxes and larger government expenditures.
Lost entirely in all these disputes over taxes, relative affluence, and government entitlements is any serious examination of whether federal payouts themselves consistently alleviate poverty or accomplish what they are intended for, or whether, in the age of high-technology, dirt-cheap imported manufactured goods and huge government subsidies, the notion of being poor itself should be redefined. The point is not whether the hundreds of billions invested in, say, a Head Start actually improved school performance, but, implicitly, whether thousands of constituents were employed in its administration, and, explicitly, whether its advocates felt a sense of transcendent caring in such public magnanimity (often not so easily evidenced by the fact of where they otherwise live or send their children to school).
Instead, we hear the rhetoric of Dickensian poverty, usually in terms of relative rather than absolute want, as in the president’s constant referencing of “corporate jets” for “millionaires and billionaires” rather than any statistics about average American access to a big-screen TVs, serviceable automobiles, or personal computers. The president made this clear when, during the campaign, he rejected any idea in cuts in capital-gains taxes even if it should lead to greater national and collective wealth, “fairness,” he said, being the only issue. (I supposed that meant something like “it does not matter whether I am better off if you are way better off.”) And completely absent in the current debate of who gets more and who pays more is any adult discussion over the causes of being less well off than someone else, and whether such criteria can always be addressed and remedied by more government money.
Nor, in this argument over the big-deficit/big-government/high-tax/redistributive state is there much awareness of comparative evidence: Did the EU redistributions to southern Europe result in economic prosperity and fiscal stability, do blue states have smaller deficits and better employment percentages than red states, do the blue-chip Obama economists—a Goolsbee, Orszag, Romer, Summers—still write and argue that their massive Keynesian agendas brought prosperity from 2009 to 2011?
Finally, if you add all of candidate and president Obama’s class-warfare rhetoric up (e.g., “redistributive change,” “spread the wealth,” at some point “made enough money,” hundreds of thousands of dollars in unneeded income, fat-cat bankers, etc.), collate it with the reversal of the Chrysler creditors, the NLRB’s attempted shutdown of the Boeing plant, the government takeovers, the gorge-the-beast deficits, the constant harangue to increase taxes, the creation of a new $200,000 annual-income Mason-Dixon line, and so on, you can sense how insidiously we have entered a new era of class warfare. Quite simply, Barack Obama will be remembered not so much for being the nation’s first African-American president, or even the man who ordered the killing of Osama bin Laden, or even for his Obamacare, but as the president who grew government the largest, ran up the largest deficits during any presidential tenure, and laid out most candidly and confidently the argument of why the United States is an intrinsically unfair society and how that must be remedied by government.
Behind the current mess and shrill rhetoric in D.C. are these two larger competing visions—the belief that the Obama agenda is the road to serfdom for everyone, and the belief that it will result in a long-overdue equality of result.
While My Blogmate July 30, 2011
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covers his ears and goes “Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, I can’t hear you” about the budget deficit, I’ll be in Michigan this weekend.
So you will be Left alone.
Don’t worry I’ll be Right back.
Celebrities Behaving Badly: The Tattoo Edition July 29, 2011
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Entertainment, Scandals.Tags: break-up, divorce, gene simmons, Jennifer Lopez, Jesse James, Justin Bieber, kat von d, tattoo
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It’s a widely accepted precept that if you get a tattoo of your significant other’s name anywhere on your body, the shelf life for the relationship is about 18 months from the time the needle hits the skin. Apparently, if you get a picture of your significant other’s face anywhere on your body, the sell-by date moves up to just a few weeks. Shockingly, this was the case with Jesse James (late of Sandra Bullock fame) and Kat Von D. Kat added to her body mural not just a full color visage of Jesse’s face…but of Jesse’s face as a pre-teen (gaining extra points for pure creepiness). By the time the episode of “L.A. Ink” showing Kat’s new body art aired, the break-up had been announced. I don’t know about you people, but I’m devastated…I was certain this one was forever. Go figure.


No worries, Kat. With a little luck maybe you can add a baby pic of Charlie Sheen and you’ll be good to go.
But this wasn’t even close to being the most bizarre tattoo tale of the week. Nope, that honor goes to wunderkind Justin Bieber. Justin, who like Britney Spears before him, is a devout Christian and self-declared virgin until marriage (attention Justin Timberlake: How’d that work out?) has sealed his sanctity and devotion with a tattoo on his chest of the Hebrew word for “Yeshua” (Jesus). I have no doubt this is exactly what Jesus envisioned and hoped for two thousand years ago; that overproduced and undertalented pop stars would adorn themselves with his moniker, and that everyone else would parade around wearing jeweled totems of the device employed to torture and kill him. But it wasn’t just Justin who got the sacred inking…he and his dad went to the tattoo parlor together and got matching tatts, bringing paternal bonding to a whole new level, and making you wonder where child protective services are when you need them.

So, just a couple of suggestions for the senior Bieber. First, you might want to avoid long stays in bright sunshine. Jesus may save you from hell, but he doesn’t seem to much care about melanoma. Second, here’s a little something you might want to consider for your next tattoo:
Which is Hebrew for “putz”. No need to thank me. I’m here to help.
Of course, everyone knows by now that the other major celebrity break-up this week was Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, but what you may not have heard is that J.Lo is rumored to be contemplating rekindling her affair with Sean Combs/P. Diddy/Diddy. Apparently she’s reached an impasse, however, since she can’t decide what to call him; Diddly Squat doesn’t seem to be working. Stay tuned.
The other celebrity split of the week was Chicago Bear’s quarterback Jay Cutler and TV C-lister Kristin Cavallari. Strange way to celebrate the end of the NFL lock-out, but maybe he’s looking to trade up. J Lo may be available (see above).
With all these stories of divorce and division, one begins to completely lose faith in the state of romance. I mean, if you can’t bank on a lifelong committments from Jesse James and J Lo, what’s left to keep your spirits afloat? Never fear. It looks as if Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed are finally going to tie the knot. This one will work for sure, the Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward for the baby boom generation! How could anyone not want to spend their golden years with this man?:

Speaking of outlandish, Adrianne Curry, past winner of “America’s Top Model” was actually thrown out of Comic-Con for being “inappropriately dressed” (insert irony here):

Apparently the geeks at the event were confused and frightened at the sight of an actual partially unclothed female. Some were so befuddled that they had to be escorted out of the Dungeons and Dragons game room to receive smelling salts.
Finally, no week would be complete without the Charlie Sheen update. When you think of Charlie’s lifestyle, you have to wonder what it was like to be married to him. Did he suspend his love affair with hookers, threesomes, cocaine and booze in favor of picnics with the kids and bridge games with the neighbors? Were his wives so involved with church socials and volunteering at homeless shelters that they had no time for Charlie’s hobbies? Wonder no more. Denise Richards shared with Howard Stern her tale of her lesbian relationship…with an unnamed star “whose name we’d recognize”. Fine, if she won’t munch and tell, I’ll just run the fantasy in my mind with a list of likely possibilities, starting with Heather Locklear.

Until next week, boys and girls. Peace, out.
BW
In Your Debt July 29, 2011
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Peggy Noonan doesn’t say it best. I can post a dozen replies from columnists and analysts on my side of the fence, but I’m weary of this debate. If you want to know where the president is, I suspect he’s in the Oval Office, going through a pack of Camel Lights against all federal regulations and growing angrier by the minute. Despite all protestations to the contrary, I bet he’ll invoke the 14th Amendment and end this crisis sometime around 11:59PM on Monday, but it will already be too late to avert the damage.
I’m going to call a moratorium on any further bone-crushingly boring talk of deficits and debts, but I’ll throw in one final quote from CNN’s Fareed Zakaria:
My basic point is that this is a crisis that we have manufactured out of whole cloth. We have created a circumstance in which the world doubts our credibility, rating agencies are thinking of downgrading our debt and the dollar’s role as the world’s reserve currency could be jeopardized.
Please understand that none of these things are happening because the United States in running deficits. There was no indication – by any metric– that the United States was having difficulty borrowing money one month ago. In fact, the world has been lending money to the United States more cheaply than ever before.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This is a fake crisis, manufactured entirely by the Teapublicans to put the final nail in Obama’s coffin, and they may very well succeed, but they may find themselves in the very same box as a consequence.
Enough of this. It’s Friday and the stupidity of the world isn’t entirely confined to Washington, DC. Standby.
BW