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Moron Of The Week. No Contest. August 31, 2010

Posted by Benjamin Wendell in Entertainment, Scandals.
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Purse, cocaine not hers, Hilton told Vegas police

Yeah, sure, that’s the ticket.  I’ve never seen that purse before in my life, swear to god, may lightning strike me if I’m lyin’ to ya.  Umm…yeah, that’s my asthma pill…oh, ok, sure those are my credit cards.  Rolling papers?  Fine, yeah, I buy tobacco too, by the carton.  The bag of white powder??  What the…???  Whose purse is this?

And that’s only the powdered sugar on the cupcake.  The first stupidity was smoking dope in the car in the first place.  I used to warn my idiot sons about this. You can do anything you damned well please in your own living room, just as long as you keep the stereo lower than a jet engine on take-off, and no officers of the law will ever appear on your doorstep.  But once you step into your car, you’re on their turf.  At any moment you’re only five miles over the limit or one busted tail-light away from a vigorous strip search.  What a maroon.

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