Weighing In: Another Monday In Paradise August 31, 2009
Posted by Benjamin Wendell in reader interaction.trackback
It’s always a revelation for me to click open the blog on Monday morning and see what I’ve missed while festering in debauched lassitude and sloth for the previous 72 hours. I’m rarely disappointed. For those of you who may have failed to click on every contrarian link offered, let me provide a concise summary:
American college education: Commie leftist training camps. Leave your brain at home.
Global warming: Commie leftist agiprop. And polar bear tastes just like chicken.
Maryl Streep: Commie leftist Hollywood puppet. Butter is good for you, and real Americans eat red meat. And that whole cigarette-cancer connection is way overrated.
National health care: Another reason British NHS is near bankrupt: the fools are actually taking patient dignity into consideration. Probably some kind of death panel thing.
Ted Kennedy: But what about Chappaquidick? (Commie leftist murdering adulterer.)
Torture: We told you so!! It works!! The end justifies the means. What part of this do you fail to understand?
BW
Hey, nothing about the nice animal pictures?